What's wrong with you, baby, I can never tell
Got something drastic on your mind, I can smell the smell
Honey, what's your trip today, Can't look me in the eye
A couple of thousand miles away, You took me by surprise
You left a message on the telephone, From NYC, your new home
You didn't like the neighbourhood, You really hated Hollywood
You said bye bye, baby, bye bye, girl
Bye bye, baby, You're in another world
You say my friends are boring, You said my house is small
You like it 50 stories high, You like living tall
You hate the LA freeways, You hate the LA smog
You hate the west coast phonies, You like the city dogs
I'm confused but I'm not mad, Said I'm the wurst you ever had
I ain't delusional or institutional, But I'm pretty sure I ain't that bad
I said bye bye, baby, bye bye, girl
Bye bye, baby, You're in another world
I tried to reach you on your private line, You sure ain't calling mine
Now I'm sitting here all alone with a broken heart in three time zones
Bye bye, baby, answer you phone
Bye bye, baby, check you email
Bye bye, girl, turn on your beeper
Bye bye, baby, stick your head out the window
Bye bye, girl, I'm mad as hell
By Robbie