I gotta get out
I gotta get out
I gotta get out
How'd I get in this slammer
This cooler
This big dollhouse!
Allright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!" For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention, think of me as a mother... one who eats her young!
Locked up with all these lowlife women
And horizontal stripes
Ain't exactly slimmin'
Is there anybody here
Who can dry clean my blouse?
It's the maid's day off
In the big dollhouse
Lady justice,
Where have you gone?
Ooh, Wilbur, check,
I think I left the iron on!
Did you see corny laughing?
I could murder that louse!
Honey, that'll getcha life
In the big dollhouse
Big house!
Locked up here in the pen
Big house!
No phone!
No food!
No men!
I need a conjugal visit
From my loving spouse
Honey, just drop the soap
In the big dollhouse
Yoo Hoo,
My stomach's a little sour
I haven't had food
In over an hour
You just had a pizza,
Six burgers, a mouse!
There's no food left
In the big dollhouse
Hey matron,
I have got to complain'
Mira, Mami, don't I know you from 1st and main?
Eek, call my attorneys
Lipshitz and strauss
I gotta get sprung
From the big dollhouse
Big house!
No fair!
No food!
No fun!
Big house!
And our fight had just begun
'Cause it's freedom's flame
Velma'd like to douse
So we must break out of this
Big dollhouse
Penny, I can't take
All this waiting
I've lost my man
Plus, my hair's deflating!
Well tracy,
I hate to grumble or grouse
But it's your fault that we're in
This big dollhouse!!
Hey, cool it, ladies
No need to shout
And don't ya got an old man
To bail you out?
Ha! Her daddy's a pervert,
A loser, A souse!
Well, it's just us girls
In the big dollhouse!
Big house!
God, I'm to young to fry!
I'm busting out!
Girl, so am I!
Lady justice, hear my plea!
'Cause the big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
Ain't big enough for me!
For me!
For me!
For me!!!
