Everybody said so man
You could see it on TV
They stood there ashamed
With nowhere to go
Nobody wants them now
The kids are all right
Every day is a holiday
And pushing people around
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
Someone caught one
I could see so myself
I had to call 254 so they
Wouldn't blame them
We wanted to know now
How much trouble there was
When we asked our daddy he said
It's just because
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I don't wanna open a can of worms
And I don't want any Spagetti-O's
And I could always tell when
Someone is holding a grudge
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
Hey!