I heard there is no christmas in the silly Middle-East.
No trees no snow no santaclaus,
they have diferent religous believes.
They believe in Mohammed and not in our holiday.
And so every december, I go to the Middle-East and pray.
Hey there mister muslim.
Merry fucking christmas
Put down that book the Koran and here's some holiday wishes...
In case you haven't notised it's jezus's birthday
So get off your heden muslim ass and fucking celebrate...
There is no holyday season
in india i've heard
There don't hang up there stockings
and thats is just absurd
there never read a christmas story
they don't no what Rudolf is about
That is why in december I go to India and shout
Hey there mister hindoeist
merry fucking christmas
Drink egg nog and eat some beef and pass it to the masses
In case you haven't notised it's jezus's birthday
So get of your heden hindoe ass and fucking celebrate...
Now i heard that in Japan
that everyone just lives in sin
they pray to several gods and put needles in their skin.
On december 25th, all they do is eat a cake
That is why I go to Japan and walk around and pray.
Hey there mister Shintoeist
Merry fucking christmas
God is gonna kick your ass, you infadellic pack of scum
In case you haven't notised
There is festive things to do
it's all joy to jezus, merry fucking christmas to you
On christmas-day, I travel around the world and say
Now it's christmas and all you ?????? too,...
Merry fucking chriiiiiiistmaaaaas,...toooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
