Spongebob & Patrick:
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday.
Octo:
Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly.
Spongebob & Patrick:
Go away before I harm you bodily!
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
Octo:
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!
Plankton:
People seem a little more brotherly.
Mr. Krabs:
Here's a little something to you from me.
Spongebob:
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Octo:
What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Spongebob & Patrick:
Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Octo:
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Spongebob:
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.
Everbody:
Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
Patrick:
A star on top will complete all the scenery.
Everbody:
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!