Satan:
I am complete!
JB and KG:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Satan:
yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now i'm complete and my cock you will suck
this world will be mine and you're first in line, you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
JB:
Wait! wait!
Wait you muthafucka
we challenge you to a rock off!
Final give us one chance to rock your socks off
Satan:
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Showdown the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?
JB:
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
Songtext and also you will have to pay our rent
Satan:
And what if *i* win?
JB:
then you can take Kage back to hell...
KG:
What?
JB:
trust me Kage, its the only way,
KG:
What the fuck are you talking 'bout?
JB:
to be your little bitch.
Satan:
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
Im the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
i'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that i've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
The i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
JB:
Noooooo!
cmon Kage bring the thundah
KG:
there's just no way that we can win,
Showdown that was a masterpiece.
JB:
listen to me
KG:
he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
JB:
goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise -No
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
KG:
dude, we've been through so much shit,
JB:
deactivated lasers with my dick
KB and KG:
now its time to blow this fucker down!
JB:
C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
KG:
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
JB:
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
KG:
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
JB and KG:
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
KG:
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
JB:
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
KG:
OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
JB:
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
Showdown we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
Songtexte we hold the key
you are the devil,
JB and KG:
we are the D [17x]
Satan:
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me.
Taste my lightning suckers!
JB:
NOOOO!
Satan:
ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
ooohh no!
JB:
From whence you came you shall remain,
Liedertexte until you are complete again
Satan:
Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
